She’s simply amazing!

Posted by Andy on May 02, 2010

Just want to say that I am very, very proud of Helen for taking part in a very damp, blustery and chilly Race for life today. It never ceases to amaze me just how kind hearted, dedicated and selfless you are.


Race for Life

Congratulations on your medal, I’m very jealous!

Subconjunctival hemorrhage

Posted by Andy on Apr 07, 2010

I’ve had a red spot on my eye (subconjunctival hemorrhage) for the past few days, and it looks horrid. A subconjunctival hemorrhage simply means that a blood vessel popped in the white of my eye. I was a little embarrassed about it, but these things happen.

It’s grown a little, but its pinker rather than redder. It means I should probably get an eye exam. The list of causes ranges from pressure on the eye, or a sneeze,or high blood pressure. My blood pressure has been higher than it should, so it’s important that I get that under control (more pills). However, I have been a little stressed out lately, so it might be correlative.

A typical bruise appears black or blue underneath the skin, a subconjunctival hemorrhage appears bright red underneath the transparent conjunctiva (the white bit to you and me). Apparently, the hemorrhage may spread and become green or yellow, like a bruise, that’s going to be nice . . .

Thankfully they usually disappear within 2 weeks.

Man Flu – The Facts. . .

Posted by Andy on Mar 30, 2010

Man Flu

Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact, based on a survey of over 100,000 men.

Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it

More men die each year from Man-Flu Neglect, than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we’ll beat this monstrous disease together…

I’ve lost 30lbs of fat

Posted by Andy on Mar 01, 2010

A key life decision that I made earlier this year, due to the knowledge that I have the will power, and ability to succeed, was to cut out all junk food from my diet.

So how have I done? Well it’s just two months since Christmas, and I’ve lost 13.6kg, or 30lbs, or 2st 2lbs of fat, through healthy eating and exercise. However you look at it, its huge loss, one I’m proud of, and half my target weight loss.

Fat Andy  Hemmings

I’m training hard to learn the skills, and knowledge necessary for my upcoming Black belt testing. I have slowly improved my diet, and felt ready, and willing to stop eating those empty calories that have had me in their grip for so long. I’m talking about chocolate, chips, junk food etc. I know that I have been addicted to them for so long, using them as a crutch to bring happiness to my day after feeling overwhelmed by the stress, and demands around me.

Now, I feel mentally strong enough to walk away from these temptations. I know that they do nothing for me. It’s a lifestyle change for the better, and it’s enhancing my good health. I have survived the withdrawal period, and my body has adjusted to less sugar, fat, and salt in my diet.

Staying Healthy

Posted by Andy on Feb 18, 2010

As a follow up to my recent post about fitness training…

There’s a huge difference between health and fitness. Health refers to our overall physical and mental state, our wellbeing, and our ability to go about the day without suffering from illness. Good health means our minds and bodies are working in harmony.

Fitness is specific, and often fit for purpose. You can be a highly trained athlete capable of putting yourself through extreme physical endurance, and pressure, but if your immune system is weakened through improper diet then your health will suffer.

So the trick is to train smart, and remember that rest is as important as action. Take a break in between training sessions to let your body recover, and stay healthy. That’s why people refer to “health and fitness”. You can have one without the other, although it has to be said that fitness works best if you’re healthy in the first place!

Kuk Sool Won health

Get fit, stay healthy and enjoy your training.

Slowly, but surely I’m getting fitter and fitter

Posted by Andy on Feb 15, 2010

In May this year I’m going to be taking my second Kuk Sool Won Black belt test, and I’ve been training hard in preparation. Yep, I know it might seem a long way off, but two months of the year have already gone, and sadly that only leaves me 3 months to get fit! Below is the fitness routine I’m following.


Yesterday, I managed to do 20 inverted sit-ups, in sets of 5, and 40 squats with an 8kg medicine ball. Ok, it’s not happening overnight, but I am definitely getting into much better shape. I weighed myself on Boxing Day and was horrified!! I’m not going to tell you how much I weighed, but since I’ve been eating healthier and exercising, I’ve lost 25lbs (11.4kg). I’ve been doing some form of workout every other day, and I’m noticing quite a few changes in my body now that I have been living differently for almost two months:

  • The protruding tummy is pretty much gone.
  • I have higher endurance, able now to push myself much more.
  • I can concentrate better.
  • My upper body is much stronger,  four weeks ago, I couldn’t do more than a handful of push-up without my chest touching the ground in-between.
  • My moods, even in the midst of stress, are brighter and more optimistic.
  • I sleep better.
  • My appetite is smaller and my clothes are way too big

So, maybe a few other people should take a cue and hop on the fitness bandwagon! It is well-worth any sacrifice, and is certainly also worth the work. Just remember, you get out of it what you put into it.

Dieting: 2lb loss

Posted by Andy on Feb 24, 2009

Another 2lb lost, that’s 19lbs to date, and I’m getting tantalisingly close to my first dieting target, it’s just 5lb away.

Weight Loss to date: 1st 5lb (8.6kg)

Dieting: 1lb loss

Posted by Andy on Feb 13, 2009

I have lost more weight this week, another 1lb, that’s 17lbs (7.75kg) so far. Even my clothes are starting to fit and look so much better.

Weight Loss to date: 1st 3lb (7.75kg)

Greentop soil improver

Posted by Andy on Feb 06, 2009

I called into the local recycling centre today to try out their “Greentop” soil improver. It has been made from the green waste collected by the local council. It’s an extremely rich, dark material that is free flowing, easy to spread, and incorporates readily with the soil.

Composted at temperatures in excess of 55C to eliminate any harmful bacteria, fungus and toxins, fortifies the soil by providing humus and releasing a wide range of essential plant nutrients for many months. Just what the garden needs.

Stumble It!

3 Tons of bloody cold, wet, and semi frozen soil

Posted by Andy on Feb 04, 2009

Today, one of the coldest days of the year, and in my infinite wisdom, I decided to have 3 tons of cold, wet, and semi-frozen soil delivered. Now I know it doesn’t look too much, but when you’ve only got a little spade, it’s huge.

It took me a little over 3 hours to move it into the raised beds, and what a difference it’s made. The beds just need topping off with compost/soil improver, and they’re be ready for planting.

I’ve just got to decide what to plant now

Stumble It!

Dieting: 2lb loss

Posted by Andy on Feb 03, 2009

I have lost a little more weight this week, another 2lb, that’s 16lbs (7.25kg) over the previous 5 weeks. It’s good to see that my weekly loss is not so dramatic and staying around 2lb a week.

I’ve also set myself a mini target to help motivate me into achieving my weight loss goal. It’s 212lbs that’s a 10% loss from my starting weight.

Weight Loss to date: 1st 2lb  (7.25kg)

Composting

Posted by Andy on Jan 31, 2009

This is the latest addition to the veggie garden, our first compost bin. It’s wooden and will hold about a cubic metre of compost when full. We’ve tucked it away at the back of the garden in a sunny spot to help it heat up. This will give just enough space for the waterbut to be installed behind the tree.

And if I say so myself, it doesn’t look to out of place in the garden. Once the shrubs grow in the foreground I doubt we’ll even see it.